I was dragged along to watch Extreme Midget Wrestling. Originally, I was very much against it. The thought of people going just to point fun at them made me so angry. It probably happened, but seeing those guys out in the ring just made me think… this is their livelihood. They’re trying to make a living doing this stuff, and I can totally respect that. Good luck, EMWF crew, good luck.

Also: Yes. Someone from the audience really did shout, “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!” Highlight of the night, for sure.